When I was younger and a lot less smooth, I’d rubberneck to check chicks out without even realizing I was doing it. When my girlfriend would notice and glare at me, I’d tell her I thought I knew that girl. She never bought the excuse. Then when we were on vacation, far from home, I said it. Man, I thought she was going to murder me right then and there. I learned to control my need for a better look after that.

Fast forward to now, and I am married to that girlfriend. I get to look at as much porn as I want, but I had better not get caught looking at other girls in person. It’s difficult, but the wife hasn’t poisoned my food yet, so that’s a plus. It isn’t that I’ve stopped noticing the hotties passing me in the mall. It’s that I am a lot more slick with appreciating it.

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